What was he thinking…

I now know where my daughter gets her silliness from. My husband is going to kill me if he ever sees this on here. Thank goodness he doesn’t come to my blog often. So anyways I got a funny story to tell… It goes a little something like this

I was getting my husbands work clothes ready to wash. He was sleeping so I turned the bedroom light up just a wee bit. I get his clothes and as I am leaving the bedroom he looks at me and jumps up real fast. He starts moving things around on the bedroom floor. (yes my bedroom is a mess, who cares.) I asked him “baby what you looking for?” he responds with “a piece of paper” he just picked up a piece of paper and threw it back down. I ask him “a piece of paper for what?” his response “the short bus”

I started laughing so hard. He then went pee and got some slices of cheese an ate them. So when I had to wake him up I asked him if he remembered. He had no clue what I was talking about.

P.S. This post was not posted to offend anyone. Please do not take offense of this post.

About Jammie Morey

Jammie is of Native American descent, she has family from the Ojibway/Chippewa tribe in Mount Pleasant, Michigan. She was born and raised in Michigan. She enjoys doing many things with her family. Some of those activities include geocaching, hiking, fishing, playing games together as a family, and just being silly with her daughter. Jammie is Owner of The Neat Things in Life. For more information visit on Google+.


  1. I have no clue wtf he was thinking. But I busted a gut laughing. And this post was not met to offend anyone so I hope no one takes this in a bad way.

  2. Linda @ My Trendy Tykes says:

    OMG!! Please put up a hidden camera for the NEXT time something this funny happens!!

  3. babyrocasmama says:

    OMG! Too funny.

    Maybe he was sleep walking? Or having a very vivd dream?

  4. Kim @ What's That Smell? says:


    My husband and I have strange conversations in his sleep. It's funny!

  5. LMAO awesome! My husband does stuff like that too.

  6. LOL My husband will talk in his sleep too its so funny. Our daughter will be like dad can I have 100 bucks. He is like no. I am like watch "baby can I have 100 bucks" he goes yea she gets so pissed.

  7. Lol! It could be worse, we have a story in my family that my uncle will never live down. Apparently in his sleep he stood up and peed on his pillow…crazy!

  8. LOL Your uncle is not my grandpa is he. My grandfather has peed up my grandmas back while sleeping. He has even got up and peed in the closet.

    I think God made the wrong sex to be able to pee while standing.

  9. StacieinAtlanta says:

    OMG that is too funny. My husband sleepwalks and does very strange things too! :)

  10. lisa@gardenofmany says:

    Glad to know my hubby is not the only one that does things like this! I sometimes wonder if they do remember but don't want to admit it ! Hope you have a great week.

  11. That is funny because my wife says I always sit up in bed and talk but never seem to remember in the morning so I can relate to this post. LOL. But never mentioned the "short bus"

  12. I thanked him for the funny, he asked me why so I told him he made it on the blog with his short bus comment. Told him everyone was laughing with me LOL

  13. lol seriously that is pretty funny! Poor guy!

  14. LMAO that is hysterical.

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