So Mrs. Crabs murdered Mr. Crabs that BITCH. The other night I came out in the living room and I noticed our beloved Mr. Crabs just sitting by his rock. So I thought… I started to look closer and I did not see no movement.
I tap on the glass he goes no where… So I take a q-tip because even though I am a million times bigger, than Mr. Crabs he scares me. So I touch him with the q-tip and he rolls over. SWEET we got a crab who does tricks.
I start to think too myself (why is he still on his back) then it hit me like a ton of crabs, Mrs. Crabs didn’t like Mr. Crabs and she stayed in the water, well he stayed on the land, usually if he got close she would back him out, death too being dried out.
Mrs. Crabs seems happier now that she has the whole 10 gallon tank to herself. Well she shares it with spongebob, sandy, plankton and Mr. Gary. She has even tried to drowned them good thing they are ocean creatures we would be having a funeral for them all.