Umm…

I am starting a new Meme on Saturday’s if you are interested please leave a comment below. Starting next week I will have one up with a linky. This is a fun Meme about things that make you go Umm… It can be anything, your family, the weather, your pets, anything. Lets have fun on Saturday. :)

Things that make me go Umm!

Being a parent seems to bring a lot of Umm’s out of my month. For instance when Dear Daughter wants to go out to eat, my answer is Umm No. Or when hubby asks if I charged his phone Umm No.

However, when I walked out to the mailbox and seen this water bill… I new it was coming, I was hoping it would have been less… I guess this is the part I say Umm…
water bill
Dear City Where I Reside,

Umm No. Please be advised this is your first and last warning!!! IF I EVER and I do mean EVER get another water bill like this, and it could have been prevented. Hence, the using 300 gallons of water an hour IS NOT NORMAL, and I should have been temporarily shut off, for “wasting water”. Oh by the way I am sure the ground enjoyed it. Anyhow, if this ever happens again… I will take my water hose and those who failed to notify me, shove my hose in places you do not want it. Then turn my water on AT LEAST THEN I WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY WATCHING MY WATER BE WASTED!!! Then after I am done, I will cancel your service and find other means of water… You know like putting in a well and getting back my 90k gallons of water.

Have a Great Day,

Your not so Happy Customer.

PS. Raises are on me this year!

About Jammie Morey

Jammie is of Native American descent, she has family from the Ojibway/Chippewa tribe in Mount Pleasant, Michigan. She was born and raised in Michigan. She enjoys doing many things with her family. Some of those activities include geocaching, hiking, fishing, playing games together as a family, and just being silly with her daughter. Jammie is Owner of The Neat Things in Life. For more information visit on Google+.

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