Gillian is ALWAYS coming up with off the wall things to say. So I have decided to make a post just for her craziness.

“Mom I do not think Santa has elves. I think he buys it all.” -Gillian

“That darn hillbilly” -Gillian (She was talking about Grandpa he sent her a birthday card and told her he loved her, this was her response)

“Look mom, I have sillyitous, I got it from Grandpa” -Gillian

“Mom when I turn 18 will you teach me to knit” -Gillian (I have no clue how to knit)

“Mom there was a ladybug there, you have to be more careful with nature.” -Gillian

“You better mind me I am older then you I think” -Gillian (talking to the cat)

“What they do make this only for adults to open” -Gillian “Yes its Child Proof” -Mom “How do they know its a child trying to open it” -Gillian “LMAO” -Mom

“Made in China, oh China knows High School Musical too.” -Gillian

“I thought if you was fat the baby would have more room” -Gillian

“My dad is not my favorite parent. It wouldn’t be fun to have just dad. He would only play the PlayStation and he would make me be his slave it wouldn’t be fun” -Gillian (note I found on paper)