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Dear Husband

Dear Husband,

I understand you work nights, and would rather do other things then sleep. But for the sake of your wonderful wife. When you wake up only having slept for 2 hours and wander into the bathroom to go pee can you PLEASE put the toilet seat up. My ass would greatly appreciate it. It is not to fond of your urine. So please take my lovely ass into consideration.

Love your wife.


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About Jammie Morey

Jammie is of Native American descent, she has family from the Ojibway/Chippewa tribe in Mount Pleasant, Michigan. She was born and raised in Michigan, where she later moved to Tennessee with her husband and daughter. Jammie and her husband home school their daughter, and enjoy doing many things together as a family. Some of those activities include geocaching, hiking, fishing, playing games together as a family, and just being silly with their daughter. Jammie is Owner of The Neat Things in Life. For more information visit on Google+.


  1. This should be posted for ALL husbands!!!


  2. Oh man…this really made me laugh! Do not fall in!


  3. Concord Carpenter says:

    Tell him to sit down, that way he wont miss!


  4. When I yell at him for this the response I get is "I dont know what you are talking about, I never went pee" I guess after he goes to bed I need to go put the seat up. LOL


  5. Amen Sister.

    And to my hubby: make one trek across the room to get: socks, underwear, belt, & t-shirt. Rather than making 4 separate trips & flipping on & off the light 4 times.

    Happy weekend all.


  6. Ha Ha! Yes, this needs to be for every man lol!


  7. Lol! I know what you mean girl. I hate that to the fullest.


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